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Heritage Acres

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"Ticket and passport, please."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

S. S. All You Can Eat

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

"He was just a year away from retirement."

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.'

"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."

'Your previous work experience... surely you jest.'

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

Dun spellchecking.

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

He was forced to take early retirement.

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

Beard, socks and sandals.

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

"I rolled over my 401K into the football pool."

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