Secrecy Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who cherishes privacy and enjoys keeping things under wraps? Explore our collection of witty and thoughtful items that celebrate the fun side of secrecy. From subtle humor on mugs to clever prints, these gifts are ideal for friends, family, or colleagues who appreciate a little mystery, discretion, or just a fun secret to share. Embrace the intrigue and surprise your loved ones with a gift that whispers, “I get you.”

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'Why are we always kept in the dark?' ... 'Who said that?'

'Why are we always kept in the dark?' ... 'Who said that?' mockup

'Why are we always kept in the dark?' ... 'Who said that?'

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'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?' mockup

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

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"If anyone asks, we never had this conversation."

"If anyone asks, we never had this conversation." mockup

"If anyone asks, we never had this conversation."

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Servant girl sneaking out to meet her lover

Servant girl sneaking out to meet her lover mockup

Servant girl sneaking out to meet her lover

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Flower jumps back into its pot when a lady walks into the room.

Flower jumps back into its pot when a lady walks into the room. mockup

Flower jumps back into its pot when a lady walks into the room.

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'The big book is for the 'Smiths'...' mockup

'The big book is for the 'Smiths'...'

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'Do ve haf vays of buttoning her lip?' mockup

'Do ve haf vays of buttoning her lip?'

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The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now." mockup

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

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The Anti-Agent

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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.' mockup

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

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Club Antisocial

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"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records." mockup

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

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40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation. mockup

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

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"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts." mockup

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

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"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!" mockup

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

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Next gen pregnancy tests.

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'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?' mockup

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

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"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone." mockup

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

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"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE." mockup

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

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March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!" mockup

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

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'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.' mockup

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

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"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you." mockup

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

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Privacy Conference Security

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"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems." mockup

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

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Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?' mockup

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

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'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.' mockup

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

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'More government surveillance!'

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'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...' mockup

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

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"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata." mockup

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

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She required plenty of personal space. mockup

She required plenty of personal space.

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'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...' mockup

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

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"Yes, I'm alone."

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A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole. mockup

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

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"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'" mockup

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

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Presidential surveillance ass!"

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Secrecy Gifts Collection

Secrecy Mugs

Discover more secrecy-themed mugs that bring wit and charm to your coffee or tea breaks—delightful gifts for mystery lovers.

Secrecy Pillows

Find cozy secrecy-themed pillows that add a playful touch of mystery to any room—great for fans of privacy and subtle humor.

Secrecy Prints

Browse our secrecy-inspired prints to add a dash of mystery and style to your walls—ideal for those who appreciate clever, thought-provoking decor.

Secrecy T-Shirts

Explore our collection of secrecy-inspired t-shirts, perfect for those who love to wear their love for mischief and privacy with pride.