Secrecy Mugs

'Why are we always kept in the dark?' ... 'Who said that?'

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

"If anyone asks, we never had this conversation."

"Who knew being a spy could be so dangerous?"

Servant girl sneaking out to meet her lover

Flower jumps back into its pot when a lady walks into the room.

Guess Your Age 25c Keep Your Age a Secret $10.

'The big book is for the 'Smiths'...'

'Do ve haf vays of buttoning her lip?'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Anti-Agent

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Club Antisocial

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

Privacy Conference Security

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

She required plenty of personal space.

'More government surveillance!'

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

A Little Extra

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'