Secrecy Sleuth Mugs

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

Two men converse secretively

'Never be afraid to take me into your confidence, Mayfield. I'm very partial to stoolies.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

$1: Family Secrets

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

Clickbait

JET (Part I)

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Experts through the ages.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

'Is it one moo for yes two moos for no?'

The Modern Godot

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'STREWTH! Our firewall is down!' (Rupert and James Murdoch cease to be shielded after Rebekah Brooks resigns)

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

Panama Papers

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

'That damn racial scandal.'

Corrupt politicians,

Panama Papers Scandal