Secret Suggestion Sleuth Mugs

"Miss Duxbury, get this one checked for fingerprints!"

$1: Family Secrets

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Experts through the ages.

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'Is it one moo for yes two moos for no?'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

Cryptologists Anonymous

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"I write these in my manager's handwriting, so no one will hate me."

Net Zero Superstitions

"This can't be soup....where are all the little letters that usually float in it?"

Two men converse secretively

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

I don't trust that guy.

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'It looks fishy to me.'

"Research tells me they found your DNA in the suggestion box."

Arthur Conan Doyle

One of the pyramids of giza has had its top stolen!

"Someone put something rude about me in the suggestion box. Our corporate forensic scientist is analyzing fingerprints, DNA and security video as we speak."

'I'm superstitious, I never walk under a ladder, I touch wood...' '..And he never works on a week with a Tuesday in it!'

Obvious problem.