'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'
Confidentiality Gifts
Looking for a gift that humorously honors confidentiality? Explore our collection of clever, discreet, and witty items designed for privacy-conscious friends and colleagues. Share a laugh or a subtle reminder of the importance of keeping secrets with our specially crafted products.
The Anti-Agent
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
Club Antisocial
"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."
40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.
The Circular Logic of Fascism
"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."
"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"
"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."
March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"
Next gen pregnancy tests.
'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'
'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'
"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."
Privacy Conference Security
Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'
'More government surveillance!'
She required plenty of personal space.
'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'
A Little Extra
A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.
"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"
"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."
"Yes, I'm alone."
'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'
Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!
Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother
Data From a Truck
Ditch the Phones
CCTV in church.
Presidential surveillance ass!"
Confidentiality Gifts Collection
Confidentiality Mugs
Explore our collection of confidentiality-themed mugs, perfect for those who love to start the day with a humorous reminder of keeping secrets.
Confidentiality Pillows
Browse our confidentiality-themed pillows to add a humorous and cozy touch to any space, emphasizing the importance of keeping secrets in style.
Confidentiality Prints
Discover our privacy and confidentiality art prints, perfect for adding a witty and stylish statement to any home or office decor.
Confidentiality T-Shirts
Check out our confidentiality-inspired t-shirts—ideal for those who enjoy wearing their sense of humor and discretion proudly.