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Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Cellphone Islands

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"I'm fine going all zoom."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"Beware of dog"

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

Mind Island

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Self-Isolatteion

Go away

You are now entering the middle of nowhere

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

The social isolation of the entomologist...

Your library book is overdue.

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

"Could you keep it down please!"

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"Somehow I feel safer now that we scored all the toilet paper."

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.