Isolation Satirist T-Shirts

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

"You may now wave at the bride."

Self-Isolatteion

Shelf-Isolation

Counsellor for man on desert island

"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel."

"You're such good company, impulsively purchased jumpsuit from last spring!"

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

Prison Escape

Antisocial Distancing

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

You are here - They are there

"Hey! No hugging."

Tunnel of Love in Covid Times

"The deal is $30K for a dozen rolls. First we count the cash - then you get to squish."

'Dear diary, went to the beach again today.'

'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'

Desert Island Messages

Making new friends in the age of self-isolation

A plant makes chaulk tallies on an office wall

Corona isolation

"Watch it, Pal! I WILL come closer than six feet!"

"You don't need a mask, I filled it with hand sanitizer." (man swimming in a pool, inviting in another person who is wearing a mask)

I'm Self-Isolating

The "First" Thanksgiving

"A dog? You put me on a deserted island with a dog?"

Isolation playlist

"Quarantining together is getting worse."

Stranded - stones spell out SOB.