Isolation Comedian T-Shirts

Exit. I never thought I'd be sad so see so little traffic.

"Gnome man is an island!"

Fighting coronavirus

Fighting Covid

Distance to avoid contagion

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Nonsense Poem

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

Dating in 2020

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

The quarantine self cut.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.

The Insiders

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

COVID Era Intel

Open up the Shops!

Shelf-Isolation

Self-Isolatteion

"So did you have to wear a mask when you were sunbathing?"

Flush Direct

"That is six feet."

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

"To protect my family I'm going to self isolate."

Counsellor for man on desert island

Corona measures