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Little Bob was right. Big Bob needed to get out more.

Fighting Covid

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Distance to avoid contagion

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Nonsense Poem

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

In, Out, Shake it all about

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

Dating in 2020

Happy Brithday

The quarantine self cut.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on

COVID Era Intel

The Insiders

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Open up the Shops!

"Last night we watched three movies back to back. I was the one facing the telly."

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis."

Shelf-Isolation

"That is six feet."

"So did you have to wear a mask when you were sunbathing?"

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

"To protect my family I'm going to self isolate."

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