Isolation Departure Pillows

"Somehow I feel safer now that we scored all the toilet paper."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Cellphone Islands

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Yes, I'm alone."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"My feet are cold."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

Remote work

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"I'm fine going all zoom."

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

Confined by Coronavirus

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

"Beware of dog"

Mind Island

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

You are now entering the middle of nowhere

"Wait! You can’t leave ... who am I going to blame stuff on?!"

Self-Isolatteion