Booking Trips Prints

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Carefree luggage.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Italia tours

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"I just..."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Technological Dependence.

Be open to help.

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Mass Travel

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

Western Outfitters.

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Mad For It

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

'Bed & Bagel'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'