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"Everywhere's fully booked by television people filming holiday programmes..."

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'Now here's a place I like!'

'How very Cumbria.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Airplane Mode.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

'See you in two weeks!'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Segregated Beach

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'Beach snowman.'

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

New Hampshire Minute

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"How's my tripping you up?"

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

No early morning tea past this landing

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