Booking A Holiday Gifts

"Everywhere's fully booked by television people filming holiday programmes..."

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'Now here's a place I like!'

'How very Cumbria.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Airplane Mode.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'See you in two weeks!'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Segregated Beach

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'Beach snowman.'

New Hampshire Minute

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

No early morning tea past this landing

"How's my tripping you up?"

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'

'One carry-on!'

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