Going On A Holiday Gifts

"Right, the next couple through we'll strip search!"

'Ah! This is the life...' - 'No phones. No computers. No hassle.' - 'All I have to do is lie out in the sun...' - '...and fret endlessly about skin cancer.'

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

All set for the summer holiday!

Welcome to Scotland.

'Oh, my god! I forgot my suitcase!'

"There's a gender neutral toilet under the bed."

Southern Spanish Cuisine

Carefree luggage.

Santa Claus's Mail

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Pina Coladas

Piranhaclaus

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Elfie Stick

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'