Going On A Holiday Gifts

"Right, the next couple through we'll strip search!"

'Ah! This is the life...' - 'No phones. No computers. No hassle.' - 'All I have to do is lie out in the sun...' - '...and fret endlessly about skin cancer.'

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

All set for the summer holiday!

Welcome to Scotland.

'Oh, my god! I forgot my suitcase!'

"There's a gender neutral toilet under the bed."

Southern Spanish Cuisine

Carefree luggage.

Santa Claus's Mail

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Elfie Stick

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

That one has all the batteries!

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.