Planning A Unique Holiday Gifts

'For Christmas, I'm taking Bongo back to visit his homeland.'

Carefree luggage.

Santa Claus's Mail

Airlines

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"First class, or with children?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Airport Security.

Fight or Flight

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'How very Cumbria.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

A private jet takes off

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Airplane Mode.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'See you in two weeks!'

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'