Planning A Unique Holiday Gifts

'For Christmas, I'm taking Bongo back to visit his homeland.'

Carefree luggage.

Santa Claus's Mail

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"First class, or with children?"

Airlines

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Airport Security.

Fight or Flight

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'How very Cumbria.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Airplane Mode.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

A private jet takes off

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

'See you in two weeks!'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"