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Staycation holidays...

Carefree luggage.

Christmas Tree

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Family with pets.

'How very Cumbria.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Airplane Mode.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Segregated Beach

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

New Hampshire Minute

'Beach snowman.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'

"How's my tripping you up?"

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Happy New Ear!

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

A Simplified Map Airport Map

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'