Holiday Homemaker T-Shirts

Wintry Micks

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Happy Easter

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Panettone

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Camping-Pong

"I had to skip my workout."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'See you in two weeks!'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Amy Sedaris

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

Easter Egg Island

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'