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'This is the one I'm most proud of. It's for picking the right wine last Thanksgiving.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Cardiac Recovery.

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

Christmas Canapes

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

Compulsive Christmas Caterer!

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"

Theatrical Christmas.

Shall I be mother?

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

Blowing out the Christmas Pudding.

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

"She can't take any constructive criticism."

Are we nearly there yet?

Holiday Stress.

Dog in Christmas outfit with cracker.

"Perhaps it was the eel," The Lefleurs commiserate with their paying guest.

Huge Christmas Pudding