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"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."

Replacement Raft Service

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

Where your mind & battle are los

Santa Claus's Mail

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"First class, or with children?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Christmas Tree

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Night of the Latkes

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Piranhaclaus

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'