Holidaymaking Gifts

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."

Replacement Raft Service

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

Where your mind & battle are los

Santa Claus's Mail

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

"First class, or with children?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Christmas Tree

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Night of the Latkes

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Pina Coladas

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!