Holiday Homemaker Gifts

Wintry Micks

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Happy Easter

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"I had to skip my workout."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Panettone

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

Camping-Pong

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'See you in two weeks!'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Easter Egg Island

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

Amy Sedaris

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!