Buying A Vacation Home T-Shirts

"Rapunzel? She bought a time-share in Costa Rica. I'm Larry."

'I told you these Time Share properties were a rip off!'

"I’ve no clue if money can buy happiness. All I know is it bought this view."

"It's a summer rental."

"I wish we hadn't voted for this now"

Hey, I told you not to buy that timeshare.

"I bought a time share in South Beach."

'Well, it's not MY idea of time sharing!'

"It's great, I can't believe we got it so cheap!"

Airbnb

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Tourists

"First class, or with children?"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Airlines

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Hiding the electronics.

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Travelling

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'