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These bastard midges can really ruin our holiday!

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

Mouse real estate!

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"You should consider buying."

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

"I'm looking for something a little more open pan."

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

Death Takes A Time-Share

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

"It's in move-in condition."

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

Harris Realty We Make House Calls

'It's a dump, but it's a steal at this price.'

"It's a new rent concept - fifteen minutes for a quarter."

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

Real Estate Life

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

Valentines for Real Estate

Goldfish in Bowl, "And this is the sitting room and the bedroom and the toilet and...."

"I bought a new summer condo."

"It's not a listing error. This really is a dream house because you have to imagine it."

'I'm not sure we'll be able to sell your property. Since all this talk of global warming, the north pole isn't the prime location it once was.'

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

'Location, location, location.'