Buying A Vacation Home Pillows

'I told you these Time Share properties were a rip off!'

"I’ve no clue if money can buy happiness. All I know is it bought this view."

"It's a summer rental."

"I wish we hadn't voted for this now"

"I bought a time share in South Beach."

'Well, it's not MY idea of time sharing!'

"It's great, I can't believe we got it so cheap!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Tourists

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Airlines

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"First class, or with children?"

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Hiding the electronics.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Travelling

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals