Buying A Summer House Pillows

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"Summer Reading Group"

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

New Hampshire Minute

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

High tide.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

Laughing Gull Cottage

Death Takes A Time-Share

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

'The grass is plastic, too.'

'You're on the very bottom of the 'property ladder'. Or as we estate agents call it; 'the food chain'.'

'It's a dump, but it's a steal at this price.'

Harris Realty We Make House Calls

"I bought a new summer condo."

Couple in sunglasses begging with a sign that reads - 'Holiday Homeless - Please help'.

'The acting was awful and the plot was thin, but the mortgage rate looked interesting.'

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

"It's perfect."

Second homing pigeon