Summer Home Owner Pillows

New Hampshire Minute

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Camping.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

An angry barbecue.

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"The pH level seems a little off."

"Yipeee!"

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

On holiday...

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

Crabbing