New Hampshire Minute
Summer Home Owner T-Shirts
Gift the summer home lover a t-shirt that captures their relaxed vibe—light, witty, and perfect for lounging at their retreat or casual weekend outings, making every day feel like a summer getaway.
"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."
Invasion Of The Summer Aliens
Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!
Ice Cream And Summer Rentals
'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'
"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."
Camping.
Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.
Easter Island Shades...
"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."
"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."
"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."
How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!
'For Sale by Neighbor'
'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'
"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."
An angry barbecue.
We practically live out here in the summer.
"The pH level seems a little off."
"Yipeee!"
Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.
Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.
'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'
"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."
'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','
Over summer vacation kids forget much of what they learned in school. They lose their train of "taught"!
How's this mulch for improving my soil? Not good. It's full of toxic wood chips. They poison the dirt and don't decompose. Just what I need. Subprime loam.
The Climate Change Debate Explained
On holiday...
'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'
'Hey! By appointment only!!'
"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."
"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."
Crabbing
Summer Home Owner T-Shirts Collection
Summer Home Owner Mugs
Explore our fun collection of mugs perfect for summer homeowners who love starting their day with a splash of sunshine and humor.
Summer Home Owner Pillows
Brighten up their summer retreat with our decorative pillows—cozy, cheerful, and perfect for making their space feel even more like a getaway.
Summer Home Owner Prints
Transform their summer home with stunning prints that bring the outdoors inside—perfect for celebrating their love for sunny days and beachy escapes.