Buying A Beach House T-Shirts

Laughing Gull Cottage

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"First time pruning?"

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

I did it my way.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Sale! Weed Whackers

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'We'll take it!'

Environment Friendly House.

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."