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"And to my nephew Scott, bold denier of climate change, I bequeath my north shore bungalow."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Holiday time.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Working Holiday

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Surf Casting

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Pina Coladas

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Beach Barbecue

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Iliadette.

Try me/try me/try me...

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Privates Beach"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Sunbathers.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Easter Island Shades...