Beach House Aficionado Prints

"And to my nephew Scott, bold denier of climate change, I bequeath my north shore bungalow."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Holiday time.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Working Holiday

Surf Casting

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Pina Coladas

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Iliadette.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Try me/try me/try me...

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Sunbathers.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Privates Beach"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Happy holidays for kids.