Beachcombing Aficionado Prints

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

I told you not to swim out to far

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

Working Holiday.

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

The Sun Bather

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

Stock quotes on beach.