Buying A Holiday Home Gifts

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

Couple in sunglasses begging with a sign that reads - 'Holiday Homeless - Please help'.

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Children discussing investment opportunities - 'They're playing house.'

'That? It's the summerhouse.'

Second homing pigeon

Airlines

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'How very Cumbria.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'See you in two weeks!'

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Segregated Beach

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

New Hampshire Minute

'Beach snowman.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

How to spot a tourist on the beach.

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

Holiday Luggage

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

Laughing Gull Cottage

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

Death Takes A Time-Share

Rubber Ring

"Do you know if they comply with airline baggage regulations?"