Holiday Home Dweller Gifts

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Now here's a place I like!'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'How very Cumbria.'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Skier and his dog.

Segregated Beach

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

New Hampshire Minute

'Beach snowman.'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"Do you know if they comply with airline baggage regulations?"

Rubber Ring

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

"I hate this time of year..."