Holiday Home Dweller Gifts

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'How very Cumbria.'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Segregated Beach

Skier and his dog.

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

'Beach snowman.'

New Hampshire Minute

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'I've been a Sox fan for years.'

Rubber Ring

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"Do you know if they comply with airline baggage regulations?"

Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"