Homebound Travelers Gifts

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"Ah...here they are!"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'Bed & Bagel'

'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

"He keeps touching me!"

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

"I hate this time of year..."

"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

Thanks TSA

"Looks like we'll be going on holiday on our own this year."

We're filling the void left by no Olympics by having an opening ceremony when removing caps from sodas.

Medical floor directory follows body parts.

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

Teaching from Home

Christmas windsock.

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

'It's alright for you - you're going home today!'

Car Pools.

'Call this turbulence? 25 years of marriage, THAT'S turbulence.'

"Bloody caravans..."

'Because it's here and not 29,000 sodding feet up in the Himalayas, that's why!'

"For the 30th time, we're not there yet?"

"It looks like distance learning didn't go so well for the Smiths this year."