Homebound Heroes Gifts

How is the homeschooling going?

We're filling the void left by no Olympics by having an opening ceremony when removing caps from sodas.

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'Caw blimey!'

The household cavalry

Keeping occupied in lockdown

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

The Children's Hospital

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

"I spent locked out including my painting."

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

balanced life

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

Woman tangled up ironing

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

Wonder Woman!

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

"I used to complain about being trapped in a cage, until he got his 250 premium channels."