Homesick Hero Gifts

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

"Sorry, I'm new in town and rather homesick: Do you happen to know where the nearest sandpit is?"

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"She's been so creative lately."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Pajama Day 743

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

I love embroidery

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Max P. and The Whole Ball Of Wax

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

Inactive wear store.

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

We never roam anymore.

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

man juggling career, home and children

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

Staycation Photos

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."