Homefinding Hero Gifts

House detective.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

'Caw blimey!'

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

The household cavalry

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

man juggling career, home and children

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

Homeless count.

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

'My wife likes it when I help out in the kitchen.'

"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

'Love your renovations.'