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House detective.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

'Caw blimey!'

The household cavalry

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

man juggling career, home and children

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

Homeless count.

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

'My wife likes it when I help out in the kitchen.'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

'Love your renovations.'

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."