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'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

Come dine with me!

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

'Caw blimey!'

The household cavalry

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

'The kids are on a hunger strike, I'm on a diet, and you're on your own.'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'... But, why do you want me to sign a "waiver of liability form"?'

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

man juggling career, home and children

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

Scales

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'They're playing house.'

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

'Love your renovations.'

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."