House-hunter Hero Gifts

'It's an exclusive property sir. This is the only one with a price small enough to fit on the wall!'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'The roof needs icing.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Mouse real estate!

Emigrating to France.

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

Homeless count.

Home Foreclosed Home.

'This is close enough.'

Realty. Remember

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

'...and you may notice a few of the previous owner's personal touches.'

House for Sale.

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."