Homesick Traveller Gifts

'Hello, Dad? You were right about the world. I want to come home.'

Airplane Mode.

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

Injured backpacker.

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

'No luggage.'

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

Recreational Vehicles - Come in and Choose Your Free Range Home.

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

He prefers the flexibility only a motor home provides. Spike.

"I hate travel."

Excess Baggage: Anyone who think business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. It's print out says 'I Quit!'.

"Actually, I've been a travel bug as long as I can remember."

'This massage chair's impossible - all I do is sit there and worry about missing a flight.'

"I tho tired."

'Happy 18th birthday, son, and congrats on finally overcoming your bout with childhood obesity.'

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

'Lies! Nothing but lies!'

'I have trouble sleeping in places away from home.'

"Mr Jones is getting increasingly frustrated with the attitude of airlines"

"Must be a bank holiday weekend..."

"Know what I miss most about Texas? Tumbleweeds."