Comedically Annoyed Traveler Gifts

"Just give me a moment..."

Airport Security.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Airplane Mode.

Injured backpacker.

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Touring Holidays - On the P***

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

"Yes, who do I punch in the face for overbooking my flight?"

'Next year we're going where our luggage goes!'

The only way to get a rain free British holiday is to camp above the clouds.

BOOZE & SNOOZE: 'It's a bed and breakfast with a liquor license.'

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

Babel Construction Co.

Mt Rushmore south side viewing platform

Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

"I'll check again but I'm pretty sure drinking all day isn't one of the activities."

'Did you pack your own luggage?'

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

"It's been nice talking to you, but I should probably get back to staring blankly ahead."

'I don't think he is a confident flyer.'

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

"Our maintenance crew is fixing a problem that should only take a few minutes but which will haunt you for the duration of the flight."

'Hello, Dad? You were right about the world. I want to come home.'