Comedically Annoyed Traveler Mugs

"Just give me a moment..."

Airport Security.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Airplane Mode.

Injured backpacker.

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Touring Holidays - On the P***

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

Ryanair refunds

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

Airport. Arrivals. Baggage. How was your flight? The guy next to me talked about not being able to use his cell phone the whole trip!

"Yes, who do I punch in the face for overbooking my flight?"

'Next year we're going where our luggage goes!'

Currency Exchange. Hebrides Travel Agency. They said that for one hundred dollars, Skye's the limit.

The only way to get a rain free British holiday is to camp above the clouds.

BOOZE & SNOOZE: 'It's a bed and breakfast with a liquor license.'

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

Mt Rushmore south side viewing platform

Babel Construction Co.

"I'll check again but I'm pretty sure drinking all day isn't one of the activities."

Intelligent Navigation Device...

Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

'Did you pack your own luggage?'

"It's been nice talking to you, but I should probably get back to staring blankly ahead."

'I don't think he is a confident flyer.'

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

'Hello, Dad? You were right about the world. I want to come home.'