Homebody Heroes Gifts

"Remember when we thought the pandemic was only going to last a couple of weeks."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

"But I don't want to get well, I'll have to go back to school!"

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

"I used to complain about being trapped in a cage, until he got his 250 premium channels."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"She's been so creative lately."

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Pajama Day 743

Good News about winter

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Big screen TV.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Knights of the bedside table.

Love is when you watch television together.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."