Homebody Pioneer Gifts

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"She's been so creative lately."

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Pajama Day 743

Good News about winter

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Take me to your Larder!"

Big screen TV.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Love is when you watch television together.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Electric Blanket.

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"You are still here."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Contented man and cat sleeping