Homebound Explorer Mugs

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Captain steering house through flood.

"You two seem oddly suited."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Naked Mole Rat

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Going Down?

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"I'll have a man overboard!"

Jacques Cousteau.

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

G.P.S. For the Home

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