Complacency Enthusiast T-Shirts

'No calls for an hour, Ms Jones. I'm resting on my laurels.'

Hush puppy.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Moving in

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"I'm having a pajama day."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

Baby blanket.

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"Infinity scarf"

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Snail crossing

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Frigid Cold

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"C'mere, space heater."

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

Sea of Tranquillity

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'Right...we've agreed to mediation to decide whether or not we go to mediation!'

Carl receives the dreaded call to return to in person work. (man in pajama, wrapped in blanket and scruffy dropping his phone when he is told to return to in person work)