Patience Advocate Pillows

'Now hold on just a minute. Let's not jump ahead of ourselves.'

Phone box - Thank you for not tapping

Snail Crossing - Two skeletons in the car.

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

Him who waits.

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Fishing.

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

Snail crossing

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

"Get rich slow"

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

'You've made fine progress since morning. You'll be first in line tomorrow.'