Prescription Patience Advocate Pillows

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

Fishing.

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

Snail crossing

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

"Get rich slow"

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'You've made fine progress since morning. You'll be first in line tomorrow.'

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."